slimetony:

slimetony:

vote on my new bank password

GirlfriendNameHere!1234567890

EveryWordIsCapitalized1000

!dietbottledwater1999

888nomoneyinhere888

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Can whoever wired all my money to the cayman islands please send that back

bubblebaath:

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october is her favourite month bc she can be herself!

mosticonicposts:

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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certified iconic post

pianta:

dilf (drawing i’d like to finish)

abluerowan:

So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!


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The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,000 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!

wizardnuke:

wizardnuke:

“everyone experiences [symptom]” how many times does it have to be explained that it’s often about the frequency of the symptom, not the symptom itself

“nearly everyone has had a headache before” i agree. “most people get headaches regularly” you’re starting to lose me. “it’s normal to have a headache all the time” go to a doctor.

“everyone gets anxious sometimes” true! “people get anxious pretty often” um. “it’s normal to be anxious all the time” go to a doctor. etc

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i actually say “omg hiiiiiii” irl btw

thenewmi6:

the oft unspoken truth of society is that the line between quirky and cringy is often how conventionally attractive you are

headspace-hotel:

awesomehoggirl:

jewboyswag:

awesomehoggirl:

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

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