musterni-illustrates:

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

just-shower-thoughts:

If we ever contacted aliens, it would be hard to explain why we have so many movies about killing them.

sebbytrash:

fiyhi:

scrantonpaper:

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

This perspective made my life 3000% better

sevey6:

tendous-satoris:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.

Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.

roxys:

lan fan was the most metal character in fma. i dont give a shit about anything edward elric’s hot topic goth ass did, nothing will ever be as hardcore as lan fan ripping off her own fucking arm and then smugly proclaiming “i beat you”