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sixdegreesofsamson: Albrecht Durer, Self-Portrait(as Jesus),...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:09:00 -0400

Albrecht Durer, Self-Portrait(as Jesus), 1500

Titian, Salvator Mundi, 1570

Elias, Salvator WWE(or: Heavy Metal Jesus), 2018

you CANNOT give another human being the responsibility of your happiness.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:27:18 -0400

musterni-illustrates: me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:27:09 -0400

musterni-illustrates:

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

just-shower-thoughts: If we ever contacted aliens, it would be hard to explain why we have so many...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:23:11 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

If we ever contacted aliens, it would be hard to explain why we have so many movies about killing them.

sebbytrash: fiyhi: scrantonpaper: me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:22:05 -0400

sebbytrash:

fiyhi:

scrantonpaper:

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

This perspective made my life 3000% better

sevey6: tendous-satoris: Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs! Me, playing such a video game: My...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:20:49 -0400

sevey6:

tendous-satoris:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

You A Fool: You’ve got to time your attacks, know when to dodge and use health items intetmittently.

Me, A Genius: keep attacking constantly… no breaks…no health… only win.

stop normalizing behavior

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:58:41 -0400

what behavior

roxys:lan fan was the most metal character in fma. i dont give a shit about anything edward elric’s...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:56:11 -0400

roxys:

lan fan was the most metal character in fma. i dont give a shit about anything edward elric’s hot topic goth ass did, nothing will ever be as hardcore as lan fan ripping off her own fucking arm and then smugly proclaiming “i beat you”

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:50:00 -0400

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:37:02 -0400

magic-spelldust: Karen Hunnicutt

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:37:00 -0400

magic-spelldust:

Karen Hunnicutt

ebayplush:source

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:36:57 -0400

ebayplush:

source

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:36:49 -0400

4gifs: Mind blown. [video]

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:35:15 -0400

4gifs:

Mind blown. [video]

lady-starkiller: when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:24:30 -0400

lady-starkiller:

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

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Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:22:22 -0400

astrophisics: astrophisics: I’m sorry?? thank you...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:22:09 -0400

astrophisics:

astrophisics:

I’m sorry??

thank you 1-800-contacts for this invaluable information

egg-with-a-butt: just-shower-thoughts: How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 05:24:57 -0400

egg-with-a-butt:

just-shower-thoughts:

How can your body replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare if you’ve never fallen like that before?

I don’t know but I don’t like this post.

jpgay: hey handsome…………of that money to me

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:58:38 -0400

jpgay:

hey handsome…………of that money to me

downtroddendeity: prokopetz: Concept: a tabletop RPG about pretending to be an elf. Player...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:49:34 -0400

downtroddendeity:

prokopetz:

Concept: a tabletop RPG about pretending to be an elf.

Player characters are all people who are infiltrating the Elven Court on the day of the Great Midsummer Feast, and so must, via disguise, magic, trickery, or sheer audacity, pretend to be elves in pursuit of goals ranging from “find my kidnapped lover and rescue them” to “get some good dirt on the elven nobles to put in my gossip column” to “steal the crown jewels” to “get drunk on somebody else’s good champagne.”